How to help with chores, Kateri-style

Step 1: Scrub enthusiastically, if ineffectually, at the horridly smudged mirrors with a dry paper towel.

Step 2: Decide that shredding the paper towel is much more fun and makes a much bigger mess.

Step 3: Become distracted from the shredding by how gorgeous you look with your post-bath crazy hair.

Step 4: Decide that you actually are irresistible even to yourself, and give the mirror a few parting smudges via some drooly baby kisses.